My soundtrack:
Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by U2
https://youtu.be/stillhaventfound
I not only want to be in Ireland - I want to be Irish. How could you not? They're such an affable lot. You have to give it to them - despite the Norman invasion, Irish War of Independence, the Irish Civil War and all the other conflict the country has seen, the Irish have an unflappable patriotism and pride of country that can't be surpassed. And they're friendly and engaging to boot. So as we arrive in Dublin, our hopes are high for our short time in the city.
After a seven hour flight, we arrive in Dublin at 9:00 a.m. along with a plane full of Americans eager to celebrate the week leading up to the St. Patrick's Day festival. We check into our hotel, take a one hour power nap then set out to explore. Despite the nap, we stiff suffer from tremendous jet lag so we decide to simply tour the Guinness Storehouse which is only a couple of blocks from our hotel. We set off on foot towards the large facility that takes up several city blocks. As we wander aimlessly, a young guy stops and asks if we know where the entrance is. We confess we're lost and, having pity on us, he offers to lead in search of the entrance. Our new friend, Cooper, shares that he is originally from Belfast but now resides and works in Dublin. He, in turn, inquires about our home and what we're hoping to see while in Ireland. My husband innocently replies, "We want to stay away from the touristy places and get some local flavor" to which Cooper dies out laughing then asks, "Then why are you going to Guinness?" Good question.
As we round the corner to the entrance, the realization sets in. There is a line of tourists wrapped around the building. We smartly purchased our tickets online so there is no waiting for us. We enter this massive 7 story complex that is part museum, part dining adventure and part brewery. In sum, it's like beersney world on steroids with the goal being the 7th floor to indulge in the panoramic view of Dublin while sipping a Guinness.
Initially we stop at each exhibit to learn the beer-making process. But by the time we reach the 3rd floor I'm ready to blow past the remaining exhibits and the throngs of people straight to the 7th floor. My family holds me at bay and suggests we participate in the Guinness Academy on the 5th floor where we learn the art of pouring a proper Guinness.
Step 1: Choose a 20-ounce, tulip-shaped pint glass. The wider neck allows nitrogen bubbles to move down the side of the glass and back up into the neck. Tilt the glass to a 45-degree angle.
Step 2: Pull the tap and fill the glass to the bottom edge of the tulip bump.
Step 3: Stand the glass up and let it settle so there is a clear distinction between the dark body and the creamy white head. If you don't let the beer settle, it will have a bitter taste. Once settled, put the Guinness back up to the tap, push the tap away from you, aim directly into the middle of the foam head until it is half a millimeter about the rim of the glass. Then let it settle again.
Step 4: Bring the glass to your lips and sip the foam until you hit the beer. You must have a foam mustache after sipping.
I'm not a dark beer fan but this is good. They've won me over.
So we've mastered the perfect pour and move up to the 7th floor with our full glasses of Guinness and with every other tourist for the beautiful view of Dublin.
And it is an amazing view.
We're dragging at this point and have had enough of crowds. A friend suggests we hit the oldest pubs in Dublin so we search out the Brazen Head. It is officially Ireland's oldest pub and dates back to 1198. It's a cozy place full of locals watching the rugby match between England and Scotland. We find a table, order pints of Guinness and join in cheering on Scotland. I'm not certain why anyone else is pulling for Scotland but assume it has to do with a potential future match-up with Ireland. I know nothing about rugby. It's a brutal game with no helmets, no pads. From the looks of it, each team is trying to murder the man with the ball when they're not in a huge, human heap pushing, punching and kicking each other. Alas, Scotland loses but that doesn't dampen our spirits. Except maybe for Boy No. 2 who hates for me to take his picture.
Score:
Tourist Trap - 1
Local Flavor - 1
But tomorrow is another day.